Vladimir – Wannabe Tough Puppy

  Brrrwuf! My name is Vladimir. I’m a wild and dangerous husky mix puppy. I am located at a sniffing ground called Lithuania. My favorite thing is when people pet me and give me food. My least favorite thing is when they say “awwww how cute!” even though I consider myself to be super tough. … Continue reading Vladimir – Wannabe Tough Puppy


Shawn – the Ex Gangsta Cat

YO! My name is Shawn The Cat. I used to be a real life gangsta. An outlaw. Desperado. Highwayman. Hooligan. My fur was rough and I always smelled like smoke. My paws were rough and broken but I never complained. I chased mice and slept on pavement. I was a cool cat. Feared and respected. … Continue reading Shawn – the Ex Gangsta Cat